(1) God does not exist. (2) Therefore, God does not exist.
In the “Why didn’t I think of this?” category, The Onion brings you this: http://www.theonion.com/article/non-denominational-terrorist-organization-welcomes-50742
(A mostly silly puzzle about Holy Communion) The Christian sacrament of Communion can be viewed according to two main competing theoretical perspectives. The first can be called the “symbolic presence” account, according to which the bread and wine are nothing more than symbolic representations of the body and blood of Jesus. On this view, … The Homeopathic Christ Problem
I thought about changing my mind, but then I reconsidered. (Brian Haynes)
I used to be a perfectionist, but I am trying to improve. -Fray Pascual
Don’t procrastinate. Put if off NOW. -Unknown
So it turns out “confirmation bias” means exactly what I expected it to mean. -Unknown
Now that the U.S. Senate has defeated the airplane legroom amendment, airlines are breathing a big sigh of relief. In fact, according to several industry insiders — who all spoke only on condition of anonymity — their next move is to take away headroom. While the ceiling is normally 6′ above the floor on jets … Think Airplane Legroom is Bad? Wait Until They Reduce Headroom!
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