Jesus Married?

So, Jesus was possibly married? Wow. What would his home life have been like? I guess we are allowed to indulge our imaginations: “Well, Mr. Big Shot! Mr. ‘Son of Man!’ Out with “the boys” all night again, huh? That Peter calls himself a fisherman. He looks like he is fishing for free meals to me. And that hussy Magdalene! She looks like she knows a few centurions by their first names, if you know what I mean! Healing lepers? Hah! Maybe you could heal our checking account! If you spent as much time on carpentry as you do sermonizing we would be living in the biggest palace in Jerusalem by now.” Uh oh. I seem to be blaspheming a prophet!