New Mosque opens in Dogpatch

I see that after much opposition, including vandalism and arson–committed by “good Christians” I’m sure–a new mosque has finally opened in Dogpatch, er, Murfreesboro, Tennessee. The article notes that the ambient idiots did hire some lawyers (I guess they paid them with chickens and jugs of moonshine). The lawyers argued that Islam is not a “real” religion, and so does not deserve Constitutional protections. Wow. I would just love to hear their criteria for “real religion.”