The Texas Freedom Network posted this portion of an e-mail from some religious right organization called The American Family Association. Someone named Jeffrey Howard (anybody ever heard of him?) can teach you how to refute evolution in just five minutes! You can confute “hardened skeptics” and “leave scientists with their mouths hanging open!” Actually, I’m sure this last claim is true. When confronted with hardboiled irrationality, sometimes all you can do is gape. Clearly, a zeppelin hangar would be needed to house this guy’s ego.

From: American Family Association
Date: July 18, 2008

Tear Apart the “Theory” of Evolution
And Win Every Debate, Every Time…

Show any Skeptic that Evolution is Based on Myths,
Falsehoods and Outrageous Lies In 5 Minutes or Less!

Dear Friend,

I’m fed up with Darwin…

When evolution supporters tried to make me feel foolish for believing in God, I decided to do something about it.

Evolution is not proven fact. Every one of their claims can be torn to shreds. All you need are the missing pieces. Today, I’ll show you what they are.

Within minutes, you’ll:

Quickly take down self-righteous atheists…

Easily and accurately defend God’s role as our Creator…

Send hardened skeptics into a state of confusion…

Expose the “theory” of evolution and leave scientists with their mouths hanging open…

My name is Jeffrey Howard. If you ever challenged someone on evolution, I have great news.

By the time you read to the end of this letter, you’ll have everything you need to take on the skeptics and win. You’ll never be at a loss for words. The whole evolution debate will be right in your pocket.

Use it anytime, anywhere… It’s much easier than you think. Once you get the real story, it takes less than 5 minutes!