“He was deceived by a lie. We all were. It appears that the Chancellor is behind everything, including the war. Palpatine is the Sith Lord we’ve been looking for. After the death of Count Dooku, Anakin became his new apprentice.”

Darth Harley, Bark Lord Of The Sith, also known as Don Harley, the Dogfather is officially middle-aged today. He is secretly behind everything happening at Secular Web Kids!

His gift is currently boiling: